Fresh off the Boat 1×03 “The Arrival”
Waiting for the Cab
Ext. Heathrow Airport
The Ogunawobi family; Suzie (Mum), Emmanuel (Dad), Timmy (oldest son), Vivian (daughter) and Glory (youngest son) are stressfully waiting for a cab as it starts to rain. They arrive wearing summer clothing and complain that it is too cold, even though it is the summer in the UK. Little Glory won’t stop running around and they are given weird looks from the citizens of the UK and they also have very large suitcases with them. The cab driver arrives and explains to them that he may not be able to take them were they need to go because there’s too much luggage.
EMMANUEL
(ANGRILY SHOUTS OUT) AAAAHHHHH! Where is this truck to take us to our new village?
VIVIAN
Father, there is no truck to come and pick us up, we have to wait for a black cab.
(PAUSE)
And there is no village for us to go to.
EMMANUEL
(SHOCKED) No village! So where are we staying?
TIMMY
In a house, in Harrow
EMMANUEL
Oh hello to you too son but I have been with you all day today.
TIMMY
(FRUSTRATED)NO…Harrow.
EMMANUEL
Oh…that is a place?
SUZIE, TIMMY, VIVIAN
(SHOUTING) YES!
EMMANUEL
Well sorry. So where is this black cab? (LOOKING AROUND)
(A drop of rain falls on the top Emmanuel’s head)
AAAAAHHHHH! What is that?
VIVIAN
It’s rain.
EMMANUEL
(Looking confused) What the acid water?
TIMMY
Yeah!
SUZIE
(Disappointed) OH NO! MY HAIR!
VIVIAN
(ANNOYED) Mum can you please stop worrying about your and tell Glory to stop running around like a headless chicken.
(SLILENCE)(Glory still running around)
(SHOUTING) And can some please call a cab.
(It stops raining)
EMMANUEL
Ok Miss Temper, Temper. You see the water from the sky has stopped now.
VIVIAN
I’m not worried about the weather. It’s like this all year around.
SUZIE
(SHOCKED) WHAT! Oh Lord, please have mercy on my hair.
TIMMY
(RELIEVED) Finally, here’s a cab. (TIMMY REACHES OUT WITH HIS RIGHT HAND AND WAVES TO SIGNAL THE CAB DRIVER)
A cab slowly pulls ups and the gives the family a slightly weird look.
CAB DRIVER
Where you guys off to?
EMMANUEL
Hello…no I mean Harrow (AND SMILES)
CAB DRIVER
What all of you?
EMMANUEL
Yes all of us. Is that a problem?
CAB DRIVER
Well I don’t think I’ll be able to fit all of you and your luggage.
EMMANUEL
Don’t worry driver, the goat can hold our luggage.
(PAUSE)
(EVERYONE LOOKS AT EMMANUEL)
SUZIE
(SMILING) Don’t worry, I know how to fit us all in … African Style!
END OF OPENING